So for your chocolate cake, lady's, it's the same, it's possible...
...you’re a little nervous. What's going on? look ! a little mistake and... oups !
it's a cata, it's a cata, it's a... CATASTROPHE !!
So we continue with the ketchup. For the little American sauce of course !
So here we press hard And there watch carefully, Oh !...
Hey ! Can you shut it ?!
Hey I’m doing my job, ! it’s a cata, it's a cata, it's a...
CATASTROPHE !!
The CATASTROPHE ! Thank you for following ladies !
But I do feel like there are skeptics among you ...
So what do we do ? I take a real egg yolk ! Look carefully ! it's really a cata, a cata, it's a... CATASTROPHE !
It's a CATASTROPHE ! Thank you ladies !
And I say NO ! Because I have my UNSTAIN ITALL !
And the UNSTAIN ITALL is great ! I'm going to rub the stain ...
..And you rub ! And Look ! I rub the stain like this...
...And in front of your surprised eyes, look ! the stain dies,...
The stain perishes !The stain kick's the bucket ! It's a mimi, It's a rara, it's a ?
MIRACLE ! It's a MIRACLE ! We have to say it !Thank you ladies .
Hay, What's up?
Hey.... how are you ?
Heey ! How's it going ?
feeling good ?
Hey baby !
Everything alright ? ...Hey tell me! We have to meet up, right ?
Mail ! Thank you.
Excuse-me !
Hey ! Hey, How’re you doing?
You look great !
Thanks !
You have to get me Alain Fray's listing ! Waiting for it !
Ok no prob, I'll send it to you !
Hello Mister Stiven...
Mister Stiven ? Only Stiven ! There’s no Boss here baby !
Fitting rooms
So zealous ! Always so zealous !
Didier ! Try to rest once in a while ! Don't overdo it !
Bof.. We are who we are you know, it's ...
I don't want my future son in law to work himself to death !
I don't want my daughter to give an earful to me ! see you tonight !
yes see you tonight !
hey... a game of scrabble ?
yes, sure.
Oh, what a worker !
Oh Shit !
Shit !
Tell me Albert ? Can you take my place ? I have a really important appointment !
Are you shiting me ? Did you see at what time you arrived ?
What ?
And tonight you sleep where ever you want but not at the house, ok !
It's been 3 times ! your kind of pushing it !
If it has to do with cash, I can participate, it's not a problem !
Oh yeah ? And with what ?
Well I have a great movie project with Meryl Streep !
I swear, it’s going to happen ! And she loves me ! We really get along together !
With Meryl Streep ?
Yep !
In that case I guess there’s no problem !
Ok !
Why don't you go sleep at her house !
Asshole !
Excuse me ?!!!
Nothing... See you later...
Yeah, thought so knot head !!!
I worked for "Sodimo"...
...and then , I’ve done 2 years for "Socofip" making computer programs...
... There was a staff reduction and then I worked for ...
Wait ... Mr. Sainte Mere, That's all very good...
I’ve read your record , There's no problem...
...But What we are looking for, is fighters , right ?
Well I am a Fighter !!!
And anyway , I saw your health charts. 2,8 gm of albumin, it's way too much !
You're the sick one ! Head Hunter !!!
Better be careful !
Head Hunter !!! ...Sicko !!!
Hey Francoise !
I'm done later at 4 if you want...
Well no now I can't , I'm in a hurry .
Nothing bad ?
No No No, My mother is just dead.
Mr. Latour for the Latour succession.
Take a seat, you are the first.
Why , because there are others ...?
Hello Beautiful Lady.. I...
Hello Miss, I'm here for the Latour case. I am Mr. Latour.
You have to wait. One is missing.
Because there are others... ?
It's not the first time sir !
You are in breach of the law !No no it's not the first time !We’ve seen you enough !
Whatever, next time...
Montaigne Essais, Tome 2
Excuse me ! I had a little blem pro in the way sub , in the sub way...
Mr. Latour ? -Yes Latour, correct. You may sit.
They are here .
wow the way sub ! completely nuts those guys... !! you don't pay, those guys ... !
Latour case .
All three .
Gentlemen, Because of your belated arrival, and the disencumbrance waiting for me ...
...I'm afraid that our appointment will be shortened... take place..
My name is Mr. Larieux
I was given the responsibility to take care of your mothers will
...To you three. Misses Josette Marie Desiree Latour,..
..artist of her state, deceased February 24th 1993...
...At Santa Ana Hospital, Houston, Texas, USA.
Will concerning the presumptive inheritors ... Who are ...
...M. Bernard Andre-Michel Latour, Born from Miss Josette Latour and unknown father...
Who's Bernard ? -It's me... Why ?
M. Didier Jean-Marie Latour, born from Miss Josette Latour and unknown father...
Yes, it's me.
M. Pascal Latour, born from Miss Josette Latour and unknown father...
Yes, it's me.
You don't know each other I guess, and that's exactly...
...The reason we had such a hard time finding you.
considering our lack of precision...
We propose to push the procedure to another date.....
I suggest a new rendezvous :Thursday at 3 pm ! On the dot !!
No, I can't.
I can't either.
Listen ! We will have to find a solution because there is a ton of paperwork to be done...
We are talking about 3 million Francs here...
...and there are a lot of procedures...
Uh sorry, 3 million.? ..New ? Francs... ?
3 257 872 New Francs...
and 87 cents...
...old ones.
the appointment is...? -Thursday ! 3 pm .
I can, I think -I can Thursday, yes I can.
There we go !
Because I had ...Wednesday...Wednesday... Wednesday ......Thursday I can...
What can we say in that case ?
-Nothing -Nothing -Better off saying nothing.
Well if somebody told me this morning that I’d meet my 2 brothers !
Because me, I never knew Mommy. -Me neither.
Me neither.
She must of been a hell of a woman, no ?
Oh yeah! You said it ! -I don't know.
You don't drink ? -No, never any alcohol.
Ok I'm off.
No, no wait ! Don't pay ! Because I'm the one who said "it's on me, it's on me" ! -Take them ! -No no... !
Well, Thursday 3 pm on the dot ? Bye.
Wait ! We should kiss ?
He's kind of a nice guy ? -Yeah, a little weird, don't you think?
Anyway, these days I'm working on movie gigs... -Really ?
Yeah yeah ! Right now I'm on a big score but it's not for sure yet.
Excuse me but I'm on a little score and this one is for sure. Bye !
-Uh... well...we kiss ... ?
Is it you Didier ? -Yeah yeah ! coming... coming...
100 potatoes ... I'm going to have 100 potatoes (1 million) !!!
I'm not going to have 80-90 potatoes... 100 potatoes !
Shit... 100 potatoes !
I'm going to have 100 potatoes !!!
100 potatoes !!!
Hello Honey.
We didn't wait for you, we know where you are coming from Didier.
Where ?
Your appointment...
...Your mother’s death...
One of the cashiers told me. I appreciate your discretion but you could of told me !
would of made you feel good ! -Uff , It was only a simple formality.
The poor lady died in the most total settlement...
No inheritance, of course.
Is it really the most important ?
The poor woman !
And that's proof that France should take care of its own miseries...
...Instead of trying to save the world abroad.
Instead of trying to send people to the moon...
That's not really the question Genevieve !
Only thing is, in today's France Everything is falling apart. We favor parasites and drifters ...
I'm not right ? -Oh yes !
Your fish ? With or without potatoes ?
100 potatoes !!!
Uh...no, no...with nothing...potatoes.
and who does this whole thing benefit ? I'm asking you !
Strangers , Towel heads, Rascus ! I'm not right ?
Oh yes ! -Of course !
Anyway Didier...
...We... are your family today !
Tell me you two ! Should try to find a date for this wedding ?
Charles-Henri ! Don't confuse "speed" and "precipitation" !
Since all that time they've been sleeping separately ! I'm sure it's starting to tickle them ?
No, not at all...
Well let's not rush ! But think about it !
Uh...well I’m not in a hurry... but I "think" about it .
Well say something !!! Talk !!!
Charles-Henri ! Leave her ! She's a kid !!
listen...I'm not really hungry. I think I need some fresh air.
yes... After this hard day, I understand.
Oh !A little scrabble ! will cheer you up !
No, no I prefer to go take Chuppy for a walk.
Well I can at least get a second chance from last night !
I had a hard time swallowing those 70 points ...
..What was that word again ? - Homicide !
Yes, that's it !
Chuppy !
Come on, leave that to Genevieve ! -It's a pleasure for me to walk chuppy .
where's the assy ?? where's the heady ??
The heady, the assy !!
You like him, don't you ?
I really find myself in this boy !
100 Potatoes ! 100 Potatoes !!
Move, you crappy dog !!
Don't touch me !
100 Potatoes ! 100 Potatoes !
Oh ! Hey brother ! -What are you doing here ?
Well..I didn't want there to be any problem in between us... so here ...
...I came with... -But that's ridiculous, wait ! -No, no, no...
I don't want any money problems between us. -That can wait ! No that doesn't wait brother, no !
Well thank you, it's nice.
excuse me, can I... ? -What ?
...well... kiss you !
Oh good evening miss Perriere. It's my brother !
You can come in 5 minutes ? -hum...no, no, I don't want to bother you.
no worries ! just come in !
-well, but really I didn't come for that ,you know. it's fine, stop it.
Really , If I bother you , you’d tell me, right ?
Wow it's huge in here !!!
It's like Hollywood, all clean and everything ! It's like some kind of show flat !
Wow ! And that, it's a satellite antenna ?
Careful ! It's a mobile from 'Kundelich', It's really fragile !
Oh that's fresh ! Ah ! The mezzanine ! I didn't see..!
..The mezzanine ! How many ft 2 total ? -about a 1000 ft 2 .
1000 ft 2 ?! fuck, wow crazy !
Oh oh oh ! And that thing ! That's great ! It's a little... But it's great, no ?
The rent here must cost a fortune ? I mean... -I own it.
Oh ? You own this place ?! Lucky bastard !
And what's that... -Damn ! Careful ! Don't touch !
It's a monochrome from Whiteman. A fortune that one !
Oh yeah, a painting ...
The guy painted Alaska...He's a little...
It's Awesome ! Really hum..! And, do you live alone ?
wait.. Do you have a lot of questions like that ... ?
No no ! I'm just thinking if I wanted an apartment I'd get one like this !
And now I'll be able to cause I'm getting 100 potatoes !
and here, take one !
No thank you, I don't smoke. You see there’s no ashtray here anyway ...
Ok ! Would of loved to give you a drink, but I don't have anything left...
...And I have to work on a marketing program. so, pardon me ...
No no... Anyway I have to go.. -Ok
When I think that in a few days I'll have an apartment like this one and ...
...and tonight I'll sleep...I don't know... under a bridge... anyway... that's...
...That's life !...
Ok, listen... I can help you out...
Damn, you're really nice !!! I really appreciate it, I swear, Really cool !
...I'm OK helping you out but.. just one night, not more, ok? -oh yeah ! That's really nice !
Listen there, go there on the divan. I'll go get you a blanket.
OK ! I don't really need a blanket !
No it's for the divan, so it doesn't get dirty... -oh..
And tomorrow, 8 am , ok ? I'm working.
Yeah ?! Well that's good for me because I have to be in the north of Paris at 9.
Because I'm on a movie project with Meryl streep...
...and she loves me, and... -Good night !
No, no, because I'd like a deserted island, see... yes...silent, far from everybody !
Well non ! It's not for a holiday, it's permanent, yes.
No because I just won 100 potatoes, I mean 1 million
oh, sorry ! I'll drop by at the agency anyway, k ?
Because somebody is calling me on the other line... talk to you later.
If you’re still cold you can always add this one , no ?
I.D. please ? ID, ID, ID, ID !
So !...
Christine Rossign...gnol...
Uh ?! We know each other ! -We do ?
You do remember me , don't you ?
Of course ! Men like you aren't forgotten so easily !
Yeah, we did have a good connection !
You were supposed to call me back "for sure", about 7years ago ?
Uh... "For sure" ? -Yes ! -Uh... Yes... possible... -No it's for sure !!
Oh...Do you live alone ? Are you married ? I mean if you were with somebody I wouldn't be mad !
Thank you .
Damn you didn't change. -neither have you.
Thanks. Hey you know what just happened to me ?!
Something... -Do I have to answer your questions ?
What ?
No, I have to answer your stupid questions ?!
Hey, don't take it that way ! I saw you. You know that you’re lucky falling on me ...
-Lucky ???
Because you think I was lucky when I fell on an asshole like you 7 years ago ???
No, listen... Caroline... -My name is Christine !!!
-...Christine, yes... What about the book you were writing ?
You know it was never easy for me ...You know I'm an Orphan...
...An orphan, no strings... I know how it goes, yes !
Here ! Here's all your shit! -Please... Lady please !
Because pathetic losers like you, who think that they are philosophers...
...And who end up working in a supermarket...
Please Ma'm... -Well I don't want to owe them anything !!!
The exit is this way , Corinne. -Christine !!!
Oh yes and I do owe you something ! It's thanks to you that I live alone today !
Imagine !It's just perfect that way !
Uh..Bitch..uh
Well what ??? What's going on here ?!
Well the stock indexes were really good, so I pole positioned myself on the Asian SICAV .
That's what Jean-Philippe Told me. How much total ?
300 grands.
300 grands ? yeah, on the stock I don't know if I would of took the risk.
The nose !
Ok ! Tomorrow Briefing meeting at 9 baby ? -Ok
300 grands ...
What does that mean ? -Chrysler 1960. perfect engine...
The deal of the century! What does the brother have to say ?
listen, we’re not completely brothers. What the hell's this car ?
It's mine. I didn't pay it yet because it's my buddy Lulu who lent it for now
Should of seen his face, Really !! When I told him that I won 100 potatoes !!!
And he was really cool, Sold it for 13 000. -13 000 francs ?
No ! 13 000 Miles, ! No it's a Lot more expensive !
Come on, hop in, ! -Listen if it's to ask me 200 bucks again ?
No ! It's because I have something for you ! Hop in !
Here, it's for you.
What is this thing ? -It's an ashtray..
It's an ash tray !I don't know, you didn't have any ! Would be nice in your place, no ?
Tell me, Talking about your place, I have a little problem for tonight.
Hello.
Hello. Is this Christine Rossignol's place ?
Yes but mommy is not here . -Oh ! Because she is your mommy ?
Oh.. And your daddy is he here ? -which one ?
You have a daddy, don't you ? -Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.
fuck, chicks ! chicks ! -What's a "chick" ?
You'll understand later. It's fine..
Here, Your mother forgot this at the supermarket. You'll give it to her ?
And also you'll tell your mommy that...hum... no , nothing...
Do you like flowers ? -Yes, I love roses.
roses ? Well it's your day. But they’re for you, not for her.
Gentlemen... -Hello, sir.
Oh ! ...Did I tell you ,during our last session ...
...of the codicil... suspended by your mother ?...
No. -No, Why ? Is there something more ?
Well...following the codicil, Is not the donator stipulates expressively that after a delay of two years after the death...
...If the inheritance candidates did not come forward, the total amount was gained by the state of Texas for the creation of an orphanage.
But your brave mother, who I salute,...
...Left us 2 years ago...
...and 2 days...
On the other hand, for what is the second gain, no problem, it is yours...
...it's a nice disk recorded by your mother...
...On which you will pay no inheritance tax,...
I'll just add that concerning the fee,...
...notary expenses plus agency fee, The total amount comes up to 13 250 francs
Let's round it up to 13 000 Fr . There , You sign here !
hum... Sorry but I didn't get it... The 13 000 hum...Is that all we get ?
Uh...no, no... Those are the compensatory emoluments...
Uh... Sorry but... Where is the inheritance ? -The 100 potatoes ?
I just told you...Following the codicil suspended by your mother...
Sorry but...Can you explain yourself clearly because I'm not really getting it...
Well 2 days ago... -Yes ?
The inheritance... -Yes ?
Was still yours... -Yes ?
And Today... it happens that the usufruct of your share has been entirely divided ...
Excuse me, but I just don't understand that thing about the fruit juice ...
Usufruct. -What is it ? What does it mean ?
Clearly, because we don't understand.
The usufruct of you entire share divided... What's wrong with you ?!!
Sorry , It slipped, because I don't understand...
Me neither, I don't understand.
Clearly.
Clearly ! -Yes.
Let's just say. there's no more inheritance.
Oh no ! Oh no that's not possible !How do I deal with the car What do I do with Lulu ?
So you mean three days ago, you would of read that paper ... -The codicil.
well those crappy papers... -crappy uh...
It's a crappy paper, right ! We had the money and today it's over ?
We don't have it ? - Uh.. Since we can subrogate to the detailed trustee...
No, I said "clearly" ! -We don't understand !
So clearly that's it, it's over. The inheritance, no more !
uh no no ! No more ?
Oh no, because the 13 000 ? We still get the 13 000 ? The13 000 ?
I didn't say anything ! -You didn't say anything ? there ! Why didn't you say anything !
We still don't understand ! We don't understand !!!
You are going to call the States, And you'll tell them quietly that you’ve made a mistake...
It's too late anyway. -And why is it too late ???
Because in the States, there is a... an ...
...article that stipulates... ...that tells ...that says... -yes ?
That says what ? -...The article...uh...You’re not going to like it, it's Latin...
Say ! -uh...Letatatum Temporis...
Oh no ! I don't like it !
It's fucked !It's fucked I'm telling you ! There are laws, damn it !
No it's not me, it's... Thank you sir for all these precisions. Nice !
Bitch ! ...What a Bitch !
- Crap, now how am I going to explain this to Lulu ?
Well Yeah, She was a singer. -She was a bitch !
Everything in a an orphanage ! And what, I'm not an orphan ?
Pitiful ! Well, her career is ruined. Well all that she managed to do, is marry a billionaire .
She managed to ruin our lives !
Never thought she looked like that !
I'm sure she did it un purposed ! You did it on purpose, bitch ?
Hey, there's no use of freaking out !
Why do you see a better reason to freak out ?
...Hey guys, we have to stay positive ! -Really ?!
We're 3 Brothers, We're a family ! And that's worth all the money in the world !
sorry, but I would have preferred the money ! Bitch !
In the mean time what do we do with this ?
You want to split it in 3 ? I'll split it in 3 !
Chill ! It's ok !
No need ! it's not my fault if you put yourselves in this position ! I knew how to manage, ok !
Oh yeah ! Of course you're " different " ! just have to look at you, there's no problem !
different ? What is that suppose to mean ? -You perfectly understood !
Say it again ! Didn't hear you ! -You understood, you’re " different " !
Come on guys , we're not going to fight!
Listen, personally, I swear I don't care if you’re black .
I have friends that are blacker than you! -it's fine ! I drive alone, life continues, no problem !
Well go continue your life !
Continue it !
And I will ! It's been 30 years since I'm driving alone and I never needed help !
Well go ahead, Drive...Because you think I waited for you ? I never needed anybody either !
Go drive, drive ! -I'll drive. see ya !
Ciao ! -See ya.
Me ? Nothing !
No, nothing. -Oh yes ! Champagne !
Hey how are you ? -Great...
I just saw Stiven,I'm fired .
-What ?
He wants to see you too. Good luck baby !
Come on ! Don't worry about this company, it's totally ...
...This company is perfectly working !
Don't worry about all this !
Do what I say and stop arguing, you’re bursting my balls !
You don't look to good, what's wrong ! -I'm ok, I’m ok...
...It's Langri, he doesn't look to good... -Langri!
Planning. -Oh yes Michel ! It's going to be terrible !
I had to cut him off, you know ?
A company is like a blimp,...
...If you want it to go up, you have to drop some weight.
Hey Alex. -Gendron ? What did he say ?
look at this !
Can I see ?
I'm firing him ! -Really ? I need guys like you, fighters !
300 grands on a stock thing ! ...Nice job !
I mean it ! - Well you know, the market goes up, goes down it's never the same, we can't...
And modest !
Hey, I know. I’ll give you Alex’s position. You have the shoulders !
But in exchange, you put the marbles in the company.
...No, no, I really have to think about it... -Now you’re a fox !
You know what bothers me with all this ?
What? -It's that one day, you take my seat. Oh no, no !
Hey, those are the rules? I accept !
No, we have to talk about it, as friends. -Okay.
So tonight we'll have dinner at your place...
That's not really possible ! - Pascal ! Ok.
You know anyway that it's us you'll have for dinner !
Cannibal !
Alex, I had to talk to you !
Alex , you’re okay baby ? okay ?
Tell me, you know what a blimp is ?
Well... we kiss ? -Rather not !
And you'll be strong in Life ! You have to be !
Yeah, you’re my brother ! -ok , bye ! Tchuss Brother !
-Wait ! Wait ! My turn again !
In life you have to be strong !
Oh Didier, we were waiting for you, come this way !
What's going on ?
A little glass of champagne ? For once ?
It's not my type. what's going on ?
Honey ! -Yes ! We're ready ! -What's going on ?
a surprise !
one ! two ! three !
look how touched he is !
Traditionally we never show the dress before the wedding.
Supposed to be bad luck !
We chose the church ! The wedding will happen at ... -Sainte-Ernestine de Louvois.
Oh What good news !
Only there’s a little problem. The 19th or the 16th ? You choose ?
Ok, that's the straw that broke the camel's back ! -Excuse me ?
It's just... I have to make baby's with her ? -Yes !
Well I don't want to ! -Excuse me ?
No because...She's ugly ! She's nice, but she's ugly !
Whereas you’re ugly and stupid, you see ?
I mean you’re really stupid, I'm telling you !
When you say " those towel heads" or whatever, I can't stand you. telling you nicely !
What is he saying ? I don't understand !
I think I do !
You have been drinking Didier ! -Oh for once you’re less stupid then you seem !
We'll talk about all this later ! -Yeah, later.
The wedding dress is a little to long, should we hem it ?
That's not the question !
She's very stupid too !
And please shut up !
And you stop crying ! And get out of here !
You smoke ?
Yeah, I don't have my needle with me. Got some weed ?
I’ve heard enough !Alcohol does not excuse everything !
I'll show you what dignity is in our family !
And you, stop crying ! -Charles-Henri!
Charles-Henri, Charles-Henri ! It's not my fault...
... if we can't even marry her off !
Even a towel head wouldn't want her ! And that fuckin' door...
...it's gonna open by itself ?!
Oh Mr. Charles-Henri, your dignity is over doing you...
You shut up ! -What ?
Ladies and gents, It's a party ! -Who are you ?
Well I have a little problem to crash tonight... So I wanted to know if it was possible to...?
Get the hell out, Before I smash your little shitty face !!!
There's a problem. -Yes.
Wait ! Chuppy, Chuppy...
Quick !!
No strings needed I'm like Montaigne, I'm a free man !
I still don't know where to sleep tonight !
That's no problem ! We have a brother!
Because you call that a brother !
In his house ? Never !!
It's me the Guru ! Joke !
Sorry, still cooking, but it will all be good.
Wow !!! It's Nice ! It's like New York !
Yeah.. Have a seat here...
Go ahead, have some peanuts ! -No gaffs, It's my wife ! Ok.
A gift ! -Champagne ! We'll open it now !
Careful... It's a Kundelich...
Here, it's right there ! -What's do you mean it's there ? there ! - We're not going to sleep in there ?!
I never said that we would go to sleep, I said I knew where to spend the night.
Hey Richard, We'll have a little stamp and we'll sleep till tomorrow .
A What ?
A stamp, Acid ! LSD !
Are you crazy ! Those things are dangerous ! -An acid !Dangerous ! Where did you hear that?
-But we'll be noticed ! The only people that get noticed here are the ones that didn't take anything !
And anyway, as long as we don't solution the production tool, we won't solution anything !That's it !
I agree, but I think, that we have to reposition the whole logic of the company...
...If we want to simplify the synergy hyper faces, no? -He is totally right !
Tchuss !
Bernard, Wait !
And that ? What you got ? - What you want !
I have pyramids, Bart Simpsons, Trolls...
Kangaroos. -What ?
The kangaroos are fun ! Kangaroos ?
What are the Kangaroo ? -I don't know.
That's what it is !
Oh I don't want that ! -It's fun...
And you don't have Kinopanoramas ...?! -No, finish.
Oh shit, because with Kinopanoramas you see 180° on the side ! It's great !!!
Great ! -Yeah.
But I have Crawfishes ! -What's that ?
Crawfishes ? It's kind of strong ! You do everything backwards !
Backwards ! ok ! bring it on !
And your friend ? How does he want to trip ?
What is he telling me ? -Uh.. What kind of feeling do you want ?
I don't know, something that gives me a kick. A goronsan .... ?
What is he saying ? -He's a little Dark ! So something for a smooth trio, a little trance ?
Ok ! I see.
I have what you need.
Yes...The problem in France is that everybody talks and nobody moves !
Talking about moving...
... You don't want to put all your eggs in the same basket, right...
...So I was thinking that only 200 grands in the company would be good !
What do you say? -Uh... yeah...it's..interesting ...
Somebody want more sushi ?
Come on let go, you'll see it'll come ! -If I let go, I'm going !
What did I take ? -A Walt Disney.
A Walt Disney ? Because Mickey Mouse ears are going to grow on my head ?!
What's terrible in France, it's crazy, but you have people who can't even afford a steak !
-Why don't they buy fish !
Well anyway, it's delicious ! -Thanks.
Is it a dish from where you come from? -No ,uh not at all...
I'm uh... not from the islands, ...I'm from Paris.
Really !!! Come on.. I'm sure you have a little chromosome with a bone in the nose, no ?
It's a Joke ! It's a Joke !
Shush.. I don't want to be in bad terms with my future associate ...
Pascal... 150 Grands ? -Yes...uh...sorry...yes...
Oh shit that, starting it's to work ! -No, no...
...I have to go see my Brother. I was Harsh on him...
...I have to tell him how much I love Him ! You know I love him ! And I love you too
Shit damn'it! -What ?
My...My...sentences backwards I say ! My...my, sentences forward I can't say ! It's the Crawfish !!! It's Great !!!
And you the Walt Disney's ? Nothing you feel ?
Shush... Look how pretty ! There's Bambi sleeping over there !
Careful, it's a high tide !
Life is beautiful Brother !!! I love you , I love you !!!
Too fast, don't go !Following, it's hard !
Because it's in the head ! Breath ! Breath the iodine !
Wait! Are we walking forward or backward ? -Forward, forward, Why ?
So I'll do like this, Better, It will be ! -Better ?
You’re beautiful ! I love you !
Hey, Sneezy ! -Hey !
Did you see ? It was Sneezy !
Oh That's Beautiful !!!...
where's your ashtray ?
I can't ! Going backwards I feel ! I have to go this way ! It..It's easier !
Careful ! You almost ran over an Aristocat !
Listen Pascal, 100 Grands, Ok ?
It's less interesting for you But there’s no risk.
So 100 grands ! Now !
No...but risks...We'll talk about it at the office... We're not in a rush... ?
Pascal, That's ridiculous ! I just prepared a contract for you !
Here ! Sorry...
Little contract ... If you may... ...There ?
-No behind...
But there's a blank here ...? -Don't worry, we'll take care of that later.
later...? ...Uh..here...? -Yes ! Now !
Pascal Latour right here ...? -That's better.
The door...Pardon..Just a second...
I love you brother, come so I can Kiss you !
What are you doing here ? No, no, no, out the door !
Out the door...That's too complicated...! Which way is it ?
Why, did you drink ? -No, but we can drink together if you want !
I want to tell you that I love you...
...I want to hear you say that you love me...
Everything ok ? -Yeah, fine !
just a few friends, there leaving, right now !
Come, we're waiting ! -Coming !
They can come to ! I love Neighbors !
Are they friends of yours ? Oh ! I want to tell them that I love them...!
...I want to give them kisses !! -No no no...!
Wait ! If you do just ONE stupid thing !!!
Damn it !
Good ‘evening...
good evening.
Have a seat, please .
Have a Seat !
It's the neighbors...
Well! I'll open the bottle of champagne ? -Yes... open the bottle...
So you guys live in the building ?
So you guys live in the building... -Yes ! They are... Neighbors, They live right above !
Do you work in communication ? -No no, not at all!
They are more like artists, painters... you see...
...Painting artists that paint paintings... -I really admire painters and artists...
I just bought a painting from an unknown artist...
...but who... one day will make me rich !
And what kind of paintings do you do ? -Abstract ! It's abstract ? I think it's abstract...
I just looooove abstract !!! -I just looooove abstract !!!
Uh,... little drop of champagne ?
Yeah uh... what kind of abstract...? More like Braque, Vasarely...?
More like Braaaaqueeeeu... -Ok I see...
Vasarely !...
You know that your friends are not only painters, There comedians also !
- comedians ! No ?
Are you making fun of me, Mickey mouse brothers ?
Oh Mickey !
-No, not at all.. Mickey ! We are painters !
And what if we made love all naked ?
Ok that's enough !
-We are leaving.
Take your coat, we're leaving !
no !
Yes, Take your coat , we're leaving.
Take your coat we're leaving ! -Take your coat we're leaving !!
We're leaving !!! Can the Mickey Mouse brothers shut the hell up ?! -Mickey mouse.. Oh Mickey !
Hey, Stop repeating repeating everything I say? -...Repeating everything I say !
Shut up now ?! -Shut up now !
This is not going to end well ! Stop repeating what I say!!!
Stop repeating what I say !
These guys are crazy, their fucking with me !!!
Fucking with me ! -Are you done !??
Oh Fuck ! Let's go ! -Let's go !
Stephan ! -Mister Stiven...
You hurry up !?
It's uh... a misunderstanding...
-What do you want to explain to me ? That you don't have any money to invest in the company? let's go...
No but I did a bad transaction... I'm Broke !!
-We'll talk about it tomorrow at the office Ok ?
And thank you for the Show !
The shits gonna hit the fan !!! -gonna hit the fan !!!
Damn it, because of your bullshit , I'm probably fired !
Don't have to make a big deal out of it.
Because you think it's that easy to find a job !?
No but you can always sell this place.
This is not my place ! I'm renting ! -You are ?
How much ? - 9500 Francs.
How much ?! -Yes, yes, 9500 francs !
Damn'it, I was driving my life fine for 30 years !
And then what?! Who puts me in this deep shit ?!...
...Because of two fucking leaches, that can't get off me !!!
I never asked you anything !
Two what ?
Yeah,yeah !!! two leaches !!! -two what ?
two leaches !!! -two what ??!
leaches. -two what ?
where are you going ? -The leach is leaving, you see !
Oh come on, just stay. -Where's my coat ?
-right here.
Because I’m telling you :There's not a "homeless" sign written here !
I’ve been "driving" my life alone for more than 30 years too...and...and...
Me too !
My mommy is still not here .
What are you doing outside ?
And you’re in pajamas ?!
What happened ?
I blocked the door with my school bag, to take out the garbage,...
...but it still closed It's not my fault.
Nobody's here to open it ?
Mommy is coming back tomorrow. And misses Gloria,..Da Silva, I mean..,
...The receptionist. She's in Portugal.
There's nobody to take care of you ?
I'm not a coward. -I never said that.
What's that ? Did a mosquito bite you ? What's wrong ?
That's nothing don't worry.
What's your name ?
My name is Didier Latour, born from misses Josette Marie Desiree Latour...
...and unknown father.
And you, what's your name ? -Michael Rossignol.
You don't know where to sleep either ?
What's that ?
It's a Kid ? -Yes.
There's a problem ? -Yes.
Alright. -I'll explain.
Can I ? -Yes, come in !
Thanks, it's nice of you, and you'll see' he's cute.
Are you sleeping ? -No.
You’re sure you don't want the couch ?
No ! The carpet is fine, it's good for the back.
What the fuck is that ? -What ?
My shoes. Go ahead, you can use them as a pillow.
-Ah no , really, it's ok !
That Bitch ! -Who ? The kid's mother ?
No, All of them ! Especially ours !
Have to admit that she really fucked up our lives !
We should of never been born ! -come on don't be dramatic ! But yes!
But No ! We're not that bad, look at him !
He has a job, an apartment and everything !
You know black guys... It's either sweeper or president.
Yeah well in the meantime the black guy has a brainstorming at 9am !
So Shut up !!
Hey, you’re sure you don't want the couch ? -No really ! The carpet is good for the back I'm telling you.
What is physical pain compared to the wellness of the mind !
Good night Brother ! -Good night.
What the hell is that ?
What is he doing here ???
Fuck ! 9:30 , I'm late ! God damn'it !!!
It's because of the stupid carpet !
I'm fighting to be at the top level,...
...I don't want to get fired because of all your bullshit!
You, you ! I already told you to stop that! Enough !!
I totally fucked up my back for sure .
Should of took the bed !
Tell do you have cafe? -Yeah I have cafe around the corner, so why don't you go !
Hey, calm down ! If that's what makes you happy, we'll get out of here , don't worry!!
Yeah right !!
Here can you give me my cloths, I can't bend down...
...And I hope it doesn't bother you if I call the kid's mother before we leave?
what's wrong ?
No, no,no, nothing...
Anyway, you guys sleep where ever you want, at mother Theresa's, but not here !!!
And this guys...
...THIS ! it's a kundelich !! Not a coat hanger !!
Oh Hello... -Hello...
Mister Latour..., I was looking for you, I have a little letter for you...
Oh ok...Thanks...
BEFORE AFTER
Hey !
Hey baby, how are you ?
Shut up !
Am I bothering you ?
Hey baby, you could knock before coming in...
Fuck you! So I'm fired ?
Stop, Stop... I'm really sorry ! But we can't always do what we want, you know ?
What was this whole comedy at your place last night ?
It wasn't a comedy !I’ve always trusted you !
Pardon ! You did may 68, right ?!
-Yeah, you did may 68 !!!
Wait...A company is like a bl...
Yeah I know! Like a blimp... !
I know how it goes ! Fuck, I'll give you a blimp !
What are you doing ?
Wait !I have to let some weight off too...
Oh sorry...Joke ! Joke !!!
Excuse me, slut !
"Hello ! You have reached Christine Rossignol, I am not her for the mo ..."
Never here !
I’ve left her 10 messages ! She's never here !
Can you believe it? A six year old kid ! It's pathetic !
You drink Nesquik? -I don't like that.
Do you want something else? Cafe ?
Why don't you serve him a whisky while you’re at it !
He's a kid ! You don't like that ? What do you want ?
Chocó krispies .
-Chocó what ?
Chocó krispies !
Ok drink your Nesquick and we'll see later, ok ?
My mommy buys some !
Yeah of course ! How long does it take her? Two months ?
And you’re always taking care of yourself like this? Alone ?
-Yep.
Really all Bitches ! I swear !
What does your mother do ? -She goes and comes back with money .
She's a hooker ! -No, she's a flight attendant.
Not any better... -She's a flight attendant! Not a hooker !
Ok, let's maybe take a bath now .
We'll go perfect, there...
You drink cafe now ? -In my house I do what I want !
And this, this goes here !
I’m just saying that for your pulsations !
Well mind your own business !
Did you see yourselves ?! Do you know what time it is ?! You guys are just bumming around !!
What's that kid still doing here ?
Well you try to call her mother She's a flight attendant !
She's probably somewhere in between Sidney an Singapore ! It's not my fault !
Why, Maybe it's me that brought this kid over ?!
Damn it !Now I have 3 squatters in my house, You use my fridge, and I'm the one paying!
What the Hell !
Just wait a second,...
...If it's a money problem, I can handle that...
I have a movie project soon !
With Spielberg, Because he called a bit earlier, you weren’t here !
Ok ! I'm naked !
Can somebody take care of the kid while I'm on the phone ?!
That's not really my thing. -Common I'm not going to do a double service !
Can't he wash himself ? He's not my kid !
Because he's mine maybe ? -Maybe he is !
What are you talking about?! -I mean he's 6 years old...
And you left your girlfriend 7 years ago... It works..
Yeah, yeah ! Because I have blue eyes and I'm born in Sweden ?!
We're all brother and we don't look alike, do we ?...
No but me having a kid ??! Are you kidding ! I'm not a social worker !!
There’s 3 million unemployed, the deficit, Chernobyl...
All the diseases ! AIDS, hepatitis A, ...
...hepatitis B, hepatitis..there’s not enough letters to name them !
Careful, you’re using the rough side !
Damn sponge !
And violence in schools, drugs ,crack, notaries !
Almost forgot about those ones !
No but if I had a kid today, I'd commit suicide before getting an abortion !
What... did I say something ?
Holy Shit !
Holy Shit, I..!
Holy Crap,... crap, crap !!!
Shit !!!
I'm cold.
Michael... you have a mommy...?
ok...but you also have a daddy...?
And this daddy...is... ...I can't, I can't ...!
Common' you can do it !
Ok wait, I'll tell him.
Michael...listen... It's over simple...
it's...uh...how to say? him...to you...you know who he is ?
common ! no ! nicely !... -I was going to say it nicely !
Ok let me handle it, communication is my thing...
go ahead...
listen...
Michael....
...Uh...You’re mother talked to you about your father ?
Yes.
And what did she say about him ?
She said that he was tall, handsome, and rich .
This is not going to be easy !
And why ?
Well yeah! If she tells him whatever !
It's not whatever !
What it's not whatever ?
I mean common...You have no money , you...
And what else, I'm ugly ?
That's not what I said !
Common spit it out !
That's not what I said ! But not Richard Gere...
Oh yeah?! Because you have to be Richard Gere to be the kids father ?!
No !!! "You don't have to be" !
Do you hear what he's saying ?!
I agree with both of you.
Just listen to him, the suburban Kevin Costner !
You guys can talk about movies another time , but not in front of the kid !
He hurt me ! I'm not saying another word !
Me neither !
And you, SidneyParis, enough already !!
Anyway it's not my turn to speak ! It's yours !!!
Yeah but that's not our responsibility !! You’re the father !!!
I'm the father, so what ?!
Well go ahead ! Tell him !!
Yes , I am the. ..
Ok, Michael, so as you just heard ...
...I'm...You’re real father.
And I... I'm your father's brother ...
So I'm basically your uncle...
All three of us, we're brothers, so ... I'm your uncle too...
Just wait, not yet , you’re going to traumatize him !
Well that's big news, what do you have to say ?
I'm hungry .
What did he say ?
Of course I'm not going to keep him, I'm not crazy !
Well, he's my son too !
I can take care of him , also?
And I know what it's like not to have a father.
Me too !
90% of the time, the mother gets the rights !
Because you call that a mother ?
neglecting a child like that...
...it's a crime !
" choco krispies " right ?
The law, the law, you know what I say to the law ?!
How about this ?
Pink? What's wrong with you ?!
I like it !
You have problems man !
This is good !
And this too, it's really nice !
That's to small !
But "it's to small"!? It's fine !
Geese ! Look at the price !! Damn, the smaller it gets, the more it costs !
What are you doing ?
Didn't you want to save money ?
It's fine I'll pay !
No ! It's my kid, I pay !
You’re nuts, I'm known here !
Well good, It’ll be easier with this !
Old people these days !!
What is this? Misses, What is this ?
You should be ashamed .
...Because like once said the famous stoician... -The stoician.
Sextilius, Gracus.
...To make philosophy is to learn how to die...
...and that...the... -The putrefaction of the flesh...
...and the mischievous shackle of diseases... -Diseases...and the scent of...
the scent of the colic... Wait a second.. Hello ?
Didier ? It's Christine !
Finally it's you !!
It's about time !
What are all these messages ? How's Michael ?
Where is he Michael ?!
Just wait a second ! Calm down !
Because it's a good thing that I came over, the kid was locked out!
You'll explain all this to me another time! Just put Michael on the phone !
Here, here.
Wait , I just wanted to say... you could of told me... that I was the father...
Just what are you thinking ! Michael, Your child ?!
You have to be kidding...! Do you want to see my ass ?!
He's nuts !
She doesn't believe you ?
I don't have time for this ! Just put Michael on the phone !
Here Michael, it's mommy.
Hi mommy !
Sweetheart ? How are you ?
I'm ok ! It's not my fault if the door closed behind me !
I know, it's mine ! And I'm very sorry !
When are you coming back ?
Well, I'm not sure yet, but very soon, promise !
Mommy loves you ! lots of kissy kissy kissy kisses !
Lots of kissy kissy kissy kisses.
Ok put your father on... I mean...him ...
Ok, Daddy it's for you...
Yes ?
Listen ! Call one of my friends...
...I think she’ll be able to keep Michael until Thursday...
...If you're coming back Thursday...
...We can always keep him !
Ok, I'll give you my number, If there's any problem, call.
Writing ? Writing ?!!
Michael !Shush, shush !
I can't sleep !!!
Common at your age...
Do you want me to tell you a story ?
I don't like stories !
At your age kids like stories !
Wait what is that story ?
What ?
You know... what’s that story...with the grandmother ?
...Who gets swallowed by a whale...?
...with red riding hood !
No no that's not it !
There's little thumb !
That story is great... !
...With the brothers that are abandoned by their parents !
Please! Not that one !
Just leave it !
Michael ! You’re sure you want a story ?
I DON'T LIKE STORIES !!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND OR DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND !!!
ok ok..! We just want you to be happy !
I don't know,... what do you want ?
A SUPER NINTENDO !!!
A what ?
A SUPER NINTENDO !!!
Nice car ,uncle.
You don't want to come at least one time with us ?
You’ll see there's no problem ! Just do what I told you, it's all cool !
What do you do in your shooting ?
Well it's a biopic of Casanova, it's great !
With Meryl Streep ?
Yeah, yeah, yeah !!
Lucky you !
Turn slightly to the right ! There, can see better now !
Go ahead, try desire, and guilt also...
Don't forget that it's your brother ! Go on !!
Go ahead, that's good ! Ok where's the Casanova ?!
I'm here .
Oh you’re here . Is it ok if I pay you cash ?
no, no...
You'll be in the next take ?
Yes it's exactly what the customer is looking for...good resume...
...nothing to say about your qualifications,...
...the only thing ,...is that you are actually without a job.
Well...uh...that's why I'm here ..
I understand, but for the customer, the term...
..."job seeker" has a negative connotation...
I understand, but we have to be logical, If I had a job, I wouldn't be looking for one...
You know logic these days...
I'll go get hired somewhere else and I'll come back later..
And here it's a cata, it's a cata,...
it's a cata.., a cata...?
CATASTROPHE !!
A catastrophe, yes !
Well Ladies and Gents,
...Gent I mean...
...Uh no..because I have my "UNSTAIN ITALL"
Hello sir, 10 millionaires et 2 packs of lucky strikes please.
of course.
Thanks.
It's a mimi, it's a rara' it's a catastrophe
I do believe that your training-ego can bring a lot to this company...
..But I would need a word about your motivations.
My motivations ?
I need cash right away or I'm in Deep Shit !
There ! Tchuss !
Tchuss...
Peter fills the bathtub 1/3 times less then John, who...
...filled it two times more than Jack...
This is completely stupid, you never do this in life !
Can I play on the Nintendo ?
First your Homework.
But Jack used 1/3 of the water/ already used by john...
And there disgusting, They all bath in the same water !
Really ?
It's completely...
You don't understand ?
Yeah I do !
Ok so ....
We only have one life, we're not going to bother with this ?
Got a cig ?
So how many gallons did Jack and John waste ?...
Ok, go play with your Nintendo, I need quiet.
I mean it's...theirs...this...problem...
Of course that's the problem ! When we'll know how much water Peter and Jack...
...used to wash their ass, everything will be fine !
Is there a problem ?
No problem !
hey, is there a problem ?
There's a problem.
Aww, he's so cute !
Aww ! Nice picture !
Put the camera down.
I say : We are in deep shit ?
Yeah, I know that ! I’ve been telling you that for the last ten years... !
What would your Montaigne say ?
Montaigne would say that we're in deep shit !
We're in deep shit.
Oh look, look !
Isn't he cute ?
He looks like me, right ?
Let's make a picture of the 3 of us !
Let's do it !
Wait, wait, turn that thing off !
There, that's good !
We're really going to be brothers !
You see !It makes me really happy !
You see, you’re my brother!
I'm free !
Let's take the picture !
Press the button ! Come closer ! Here !
Common ! Come here !
Smile !
Their goes the picture !
Mr. Gonzales. Bailiff.
I'm here for the non payment of a notary fee. Is Mr., Latour here ?
Oh shit ! We have a Problem !!!
So.. a Hewlet-Packard... 2 000...
Wait, it's a HP Vectra with deskjet 1206, that's a lest 15 000 !
yes of course... So 1 500 francs ..
Well compared to what you owe Jean-Claude, ...
...Mr. Larieux, still have a long way to go ?
Well yes if you divide everything by 10 !
excuse me ?
No, nothing ...
So I saw a, kitchen set, fridge and oven... Let's say...3 000 francs...
Excuse me...thank you...sorry.
Ok ! So around here it's even worse, it's a pig stale !
So...a drying rack...
Wait ! No that's a Kundelich !
So a Kundelich drying rack... 150 francs...
Wait ! I made a good investment, has no price...
...it's a Whiteman monochrome on the wall...
let's look...
...it's true it has no value...
...So, a stereo, what's left of it... 1 000 francs...
...a super ... Nitando...
A super NINTENDO !
No no ! Not the Nintendo, It's the kid's !
It's the kid's Nintendo !
Yeah it's the kid's...
Take whatever, the carpet my shoes, this underwear...
...but not the Nintendo, it's the kid's !
...A super Nitando...
That asshole is just not listening !
hey wait !
hey ! do I have to remind you that a bailiff is an agent protected by the state ?
Yeah well it's not incompatible with Asshole !
He didn't mean that !...
Yeah, well from now on, for every insult...
...you will get a 500 franc, fine !
...And there’s a television ...
Excuse me...how much for a smack ?
Uh...it's a Sony... it's brand new...
So, 800...800...800...
Uh..Sir...I want to know...
Yes ?
..."Shit bag", is that an insult ?
I don't know, I was just wondering It's an insult? Right ?
Shit bag...
I warned you ! 500 francs !
No, no, you can put 3 000 francs...
...So, We’ll add to shit bag...
Old rotten piece of shitty scum fucker bitch ass...
5 000 ! Because I'll add : Ass jerk full off shit...
...who smells like vomit...
...of toilet waste !
Enough now !! Now you must stop !
ok, ok, we stop.
Asshole !
Enough, stop now!! they’re going to stop !!
Yes, they will !...
...Don't listen to them, this is my place...
-Your place ?!
You, can I see your resident's permit, you !
Especially you !
What did I do ?
Let through please !
And not only you’re ugly, you’re dumpy and racist !
yes.
Go, go.go.go !!
I'm a bailiff ?!
Yeah whatever !
Not a notary !
Yeah yeah !
I'm a bailiff !
And I'm protected !
You’re what ?
Protected !
Protected ?
Yes protected !...
And I’ve pushed worse than you till suicide !
What ?! You pushed what ? -Till suicide !
And he's mean ! That's not very nice...!
Oh no... not again !!
That's not very nice !!
He's not very nice !
He's all ashamed !
What did he say he was ?
Bailiff .
Oh no, no, he's not a bailiff, he's a big shit !
He's a big shit and he's going to say that he's a big shit !
no, no, no...
yes, say "a big shit" !
A big...!
A big, uh... -A big...?
A big shit ...
Say "a big rotten shit" ! -A...big...rot..rotten... shit...
aww fit's him so well !
Oh no...
yes ! It really does !
look !
Now get out !!!
And he did May 68 !
yes ..uh..
And he did may 68 !!!
And, There's this too !
Shit !Shit !
Shit ! He's not moving ?
Did he blow the fuse ?
Well, nice job !
I'm hungry !
Not now !
He's dead, guys, he's dead !
No, he's not dead !
You’re making a whole thing out of this ! The guy was breathing, he's not dead !
And how do you know ?! You’re a doctor ?!
Even if he wasn't breathing a lot, it doesn't mean anything !
I mean the guy from the Big blue...
...He can stay under water for 10 mn without breathing !
Didn't think about that.
And can you stay 10 mn without saying something stupid !!
Did I say something stupid ?!
Guys, common !!!
Guys ! Let's not get in a fight !! What's done is done !
Some people would pay to kill a bailiff !
you see! you’re saying it yourself ! He's dead !!
That's not what I said !!
Him, he's fine !
And anyway have you ever seen anybody who died electrocuted in a bathtub ?!
Common, let's just relax !
And after Claude Francois, we will listen to...
Damn'it !! it's a sign guys !!! it's a sign !!!
Let's just relax !!!
Damn'it we killed the dead guy !!!
Just listen Christine, I know I'm bothering you, but it's your son, he wants’ to see you tomorrow.
Yes, you’re still in Nice ?
We have a little surprise ! We're on our way !
What ? What's going on ?
No because I had some problems with my brothers...
...my half brothers...
yes, I'll explain.
We had some problems, with a bailiff...,
...with a Nintendo !
What are you talking about ?!
Listen Christine... it's not funny, We have big money problems...
Why are you talking about money ?! Or you’re not going to give me back Michael ?!!!
What ?!!
Go ahead, faster, faster.
This is insane ! Can't you realize ! Put yourself in my shoes !
Oh yeah! Of course ! !
For me it's different, I’m black ! Just imagine !
Already in school kids used to throw me peanuts !!
And when something was done, I would take the blame !
You’re out of your mind ! A black guy is considered the same as everybody else these days !
Really ? -Of course !
Hey you ! A full tank and the wind shield ! Clean !! Ok Blacky ?!
You see ! What did I just tell you !!!
Christine just stop freaking out...
And why would I ?!!! You’re a bastard !!!
You’re a bastard !!! a jerk !!!
JUST STOP FREAKING OUT !!!
You won't get away with this !!!
List Christine, I have no credits lef...
Hello ?!!
Oh shit !!
Hello ?! Didier !! Didier !!!
So ?
He doesn't want to give back my son.
Hey. Number 12 for 15.70 ? Keep it all !
Come on fast, fast !!
So ?
Perfect ! She's waiting, it's great.
So ?
Ok, She's waiting for us. she's all happy, no worries.
And after that ?
First thing is first, after, we'll see !
but she's happy, cool.
My keys ?!
Well for less than a 100 , it wasn't going to be a ...
At least he's sleeping.
You’re ok ? Sleeping ?
No but I'd like to !
Somebody there ?
Yeah, next door... I'm trying to sleep.
...sorry.
We didn't know... Good night.
I mean, for less than a 100, it can't really be ...
No !
Yep, yep.
They're 2 in there ! that's for sure.
Oh common' ! Damn'it !
It's exciting !
It doesn't turn you on ?
Not really, no...
And you ?
No ! If there is one thing that doesn't turn me on, that's it !
By the way ?
We never saw you with a chick ?!
No, and ?
No, just saying...
"just saying" what ?
Just saying... We never saw you with a chick...
Yeah well, each to their own...
What do you mean "Each to their own" ?!
Damn ! It's not because I don't have 3 bimbos in advance...
You’re ok ?!!
No, it's this fuckin' sink !!
I want quality !
Here ! This is my ideal woman !
What's this ?
My ideal woman !
Cindy Crawford's legs, Kim Basinger's hips, ...
Demi Moore's tits, Michelle Pfeiffer's lips,...
...Sharon Stone's eyes.
And what about Schwarzenegger's fist in your face ?!
ok, ok ! We can still talk ?!
Hotels are made to sleep in !
It's not a hotel, it's a fuck pad !
Stop looking ! There's nothing !
To be sure, we have to look, got it ?!
If we would of cut him in pieces, there'd be 2 lines !
But Paris Hilton got rubella, it's on the front page !
Stop looking at that !
But uncle is in the newspaper !
What ?!
Uncle's in the newspaper !
What's this ?!
Yeah ?
Yeah, you told me you had a good connection with Monica Bellucci?
Uh...Yeah, why ?
I just didn't know it was that good !
What do you mean "that good" ?
Casanova...!
What is this ?!!
I don't know if it's queen Margot on top of Marie-Antoinette...
...but they really don't seem bored !
Stop looking at that ! -What a family... !
Show me !
It's me in the newspaper !!!
Yeah it's you... !
...because it's his mother's fault !!! Not yours !!!
...Their talking about a mentally disturbed father...
continue !
...A mentally disturbed father, that never took on the responsibility of his child...
...He has paranoid disorder, the kind, like remarks the psychotherapist Francoise Mono,...
of a irresponsible and criminal psycho-machist.
You have to be kidding ?!
I swear it's written !
Something real about all this.
Yeah, you think it's funny !
Continue !
As for this miserable act...
As for this act... ! It's not even written correctly !
...he would of had help from 2 accomplices...
...of who we don't know the names...
...But who we think are to be two mediocre parasites, and marginals.
He doesn’t even know how to write !
I'm sure it's a sports reporter who wrote this !
You ready ?
Yeah, yeah.
Shit !
What ?
Just check if there's no camera in the fitting room.
You are totally paranoid !! You'd have to be a little twisted to put a camera in there !
Yeah, you’re right.
Ok let's go !
I don't want to be dressed up like a slut !
I DON'T WANT TO BE DRESSED LIKE A SLUT !!!
And now your name is Juliette !
And why not Helene !
You have to call his mother !
The hell I will !
Do you have your pay card ?
I don't have a card .
Shit !
You got a franc, 2 francs ?
No, nothing.
Shit !!!
I'm hungry !
Oh Shit !!!
I never said that ! Never !!!
Yes the journalists ! Nevertheless now we're totally screwed !!
Damn'it !! Of course it was a mistake !!!
What's going on in her head ?!!
Wait, let me try !
Calm down, let me try ! I got it.
Hello. Listen this is a big misunderstanding, there's just a little problem...
...no I'm the uncle...
...the half...the brother...
She wants to talk to the kid .
Juliette ! Juliette !
Michael, come here !
It's your mother. Tell her that everything is fine and not to worry.
Everything's ok, don't worry.
Yes I'm doing very very very good.
They dressed me like a girl ! But I still stand up in the bathroom !
And we killed the guy in the ambulance.
And we stole panties, we...
Hello ? Yes, no but he's ok !
Ok listen, as long as there's no denial in the papers, We're not calling you back.
Bye ! Tchuss !
The telephone, it's 120 francs !
Yes, very nice !
You know, some have already tried !
You’re ok ? If you want something, it's now ?
No thanks. We ate way enough.
Ok. I'm off.
2 cartons Lucky Strike and 10 millionaires, please.
His mother is really a pain !
You’re kidding ! She's More than a pain !
Like if we could traumatize the kid.
Here put your wig back on, my girl. There.
How much ?
Oh common !
Oh Shit !!!
Oh shit !!! I have the three TV's !!!
No ! Are you sure ?!
Yes !!!
Really ?
No way !
That's crazy !!!
Come see ! look !
1, 2, 3 !
He has the 3 TV's !
There's not 3 TV's !
yes, yes !!there's 3 TV's !
Well I'll shack your hand !
Champagne for All !
Champagne !
And a picture to !
The picture ! With everybody !
Come, come, come, for the picture !
Come, don't be shy !
Party !
Tell the guitarist's to come !
And the beverages, it's for me !
Ah no ! The cafes !
Oh yes, the cafes ! That's generous ! Nice !
Let's do the picture ?!
Wait, there's a problem !
What ?
The camera is in the car, I'll go get it !
No picture without a camera, right ?
Don't move, coming back !
Oh ! Oh he doesn't know where the camera is, I hid it in the glove compartment !
Love you guys !
Get closer guys !
He got the 3 TV's, granny !!
Vive la France !
Hey, I was thinking about something for the 3 TV's ! We have to get closer for the picture !
Let's get closer !
And we smile because it's for the 3 TV's !
Smile ! We're all happy !
1, 2, 3... VIVE LA FRANCE !
Are you sure he had the 3 TV's ?
I would of liked to see those 3 TV's.
I think we got bamboozled !
RESIDENCE DU BONHEUR
I'm hungry.
Oh crap !
Pardon, I'm with my wife over there, our car broke down...
...she's in labor. So.., If you had 50 francs to spare to get to the hospital...
And they're twins..., so 50 francs...
3 francs...
ok...
A Breitling, interested ? 7 000 francs ?
No, no.
No prob...
Hello sir. Would you like a watch ? It's a Breitling ?
I'm from Yugoslavia.
And my child is sick, Please...
Excuse me miss, ...you see... I'm with my wife, over there....
...she's in the car, the car broke down....
...she's in labor. Do you have 50 francs for....
What... ! Bitch !
Miss, please, miss!!
Whore !
Breitling sir... 2 000 francs...
Ok ! Thanks!
Hep ! Sorry, I have a problem ....
...I'm with my wife...and she's ....uh
....a real pain....
You know woman, They're annoying....
...But it will be all fine I'll take care of it...
Ok, it's this way, there ...
Please, I'm from Yugoslavia...Please...
So, So... -From Serbia or Croatia ?
1 000 francs for a Breitling ?
No, no.
For 900 ?
700 ?
I am portuguese. From Lisbon.
I am Portuguese. So please, ...
Let's get out of here, smell's like trouble...
350 ! Last offer !
300 ?
No.
Wait, I can't give it to you for free .
Yes !!!!! yes, yes !
Ok...
Thanks !
Bye. You're welcome...
I'm hungry.
Damn'it...
it's a nice tale, it's a nice story...
It's a today's romance...
Today !!!
Society , only has problems....
Society , has a bad breath...
Society, only has problems...
I swear !... Rotten...
You snob !
You promised me a present !!!!
What again ?
You said that after we clear off I'd get a present !!
I want Game Boy !!!
No Michael we can't get a Game Boy with what we have ...
We don't have enough money.
I don't care ! Or I'll tell everybody that....
...Uncle Bernard is being a fag in the newspaper !!!
Go ahead, yell, yell...
And I'll tell everybody that you did the kidnapping from my mother !!!
Well yel... No don't yell ! No
Do you think... that's good ?
What's this ?
The alarm...
We have to take it off...
Any help ?
Yes... Uh... Uh...
The televisions... We want to see the televisions...
It's for the TV's
Yes, follow me.
Do you know for how much ?
easily !
So I'll show you the best that we have...
The Grunson SPE System...
...double AV connectors...
... PAL, SECAM, NTSC system...
... JBM norm, which has a Y102 cathodic tube...
...coalised at 320 000 pixels per line...
...ergonomic back
...3 colors :black, yellow or blue...
...I know it's breathtaking....
...but that's not it... The Stereo sound is just amazing !!!
no no, not the sound !!!...
Another channel please !!!
Of course !Just press here...look...
...Way better than all the other TV sets....
...The image is so sharp...
...It's like having these 3 people with us !
Uh...uh...The price maybe ? A little high...
...But the sound is amazing !
...Listen to this...
...We should bring back the death penalty !!!
...I'd cut their heads off !!!...
The Game Boy !!! The Game Boy !!!
We can always make a discount !
There're no batteries !
Yeah there're no batteries !
Yeah well it sucks if there're no batteries !
Yeah it sucks !!
What's that over there ?
If it's the cops speed up !!!
Shit ! It's the cops !!!
So what are you going to do ?!! Do something !!!
It's the cops !!! Fuck !!!
Where are we ?!!!
Not this way !!Where are you going ?!!!
Look how nice those mountains are.
Very interesting what you're saying.
got a pen so I can write it down ?
It's as dead as a dead end can get, guys .
Suicide, only solution.
It's the only real thing.
The Biggest committed suicide, it's no coincidence ?
Montherlant...
That Japanese guy , ...Chishima...
Mishima !
Only big ones.
Oh and there's Mike Brant and Dalida ?
Ok we got it... !
What ? What did you want to say ?
"Look how beautiful, the clouds in the sky !"
You're breaking my balls !
Anyway, I know that all this is my fault.
I know it...
I didn't say that ?
Yeah but you thought it, same for me.
Didier ! What are you doing ? Where are you going ?
All this crap is my fault ! I know !
I have to pay.
Where are you going ?!! What the hell ?!! Didier !!!
Stay there !! Or I jump !
Ok, got it , calm down!
just come back here !
You're scaring us !! Stop !!!
Holy crap ! What is he doing ?
Stay there, or... !!!
Ok !!!
You, stay there !!!
please, stop, Think about your son ?!!! Stop !!!
No no, you're not going to do this ?!!!
Where brothers, look !!!
Two half brothers never made a brother !
Stay back !!!
I'm not moving !!!
Just come, come...
Stay back ! I'm not afraid !
I'm not afraid !!!
Then go ahead, jump !!
Just do it ! Jump, jump !!
I don't give a damn !!! Just go ahead and smash your face !
What ???
And don't count on us to go to your funeral !!!
What! What because you think I’d like seeing your....fa...face!!!
And what's wrong with my face ?!!!
Your face ! You perfectly understood .... !!!
Your face ! I can't stand your face !!!
Ok, I got it! The black guy ! Well the black guy fucks you !!! Fuck you !!!
And I don't want to see your Q-tip face anymore !!!
What ?!!! My what face?!!!
Q-tip !!!
My what face ?!!!
Hey guys, just stop it !!!
What is this, colonization again ?!!!
It's ok, ok !!!
What did you say ?!!!
Hey, cut it !!!
Just stop !!!
You we'll see go looking for sesame. Suck me Bitch !
God damn'it !!! That's really disgusting !!! That's like...
What ? Like a septic tank ! Cut it out !!!
What ?!!!
What ?!!! You really mean what you just said ?!!!
If you really mean it, I’m jumping !!!
What ?
Wait, wait, you can't do that !!! That was my idea !!!
No, no, wait !!!
I had the idea !!!
Yeah but I'm not joking, I'll do it !!!
And me ?How much you bet I'm not joking ?
How much ?!!!
You guys are pathetic !!!
You want to talk about suicide ?!!! And you want to do it ?!!!
Soon you'll break a nail or something !!!
Yeah, just watch !!!
Daddy ?
Wait, Michael ! I jump and I come back !
You don't think I'll dare ?
You guys are making me sick, enough !!!
I gave enough, damn'it !!!
Hey, wait !You know if the child wasn't here...
...How much you bet I would of jumped !!!
The black guy doesn't need anybody !!!
Say it Again !!!
And maybe what I need is a "communication" dude !
...with their faget pony tails !
Come again !!!
You don't like that ? Faget !!!
Say that again !!! Go ahead !!!
Non I won't ! Faget !!!
Freak !
Fag !
You Freak !
You fag !
What about your kid .
Say it again !
Oh and you go jump ! Jump !!!
Say it again !!!
Faget !!!
Pfff, what a family !!!
Faget !!!
The second here on top of the cherry cake.
What is that ? Is that the pudding ? It's for the kid.
I mean the little girl...
Excuse me miss.
Daddy, what's a faget ?
Shush ! Eat your pudding.
Daddy !! What's a faget ?!!
A faget is somebody who tells lies, who...
...who doesn't say the truth! There!!! !
Do you understand ?It's somebody who lies !
Ok eat your pudding so we can go !
What's going on ?! Juliette ?
What happened ? Did he swallow the pit ?
I don't know ! Do something ! Find a doctor !!!
Please, I'm a doctor.
Let me handle it !!! I'm a pediatrician !!!
Come fast !
What happened ?
Are you ok ? what's wrong ?
And I just started the foie gras !
Uh... what's going on doctor ?
What's going on ? Tell me ?
Did you swallow the pit ?
Yes.
Are you sure ?
Yes ! I’m not lying, I'm not a faget !!!
Oh ! This is serious ! Quick ! He has to go to the hospital !!!
But I don't have a car !
Can anybody...?
I'm the owner. If....
I have a car if you want ?
Oh sir ! Could you... ?
It's all yours , let's go !
Thank you !!!
It's ok. Come !
Everything will be fine ! Don't worry !!
Don't worry Juliette !
It'll be ok !
A little lamb... it's good for her !
And this too !
Thank you. You we're all great !
The Chateau Petrus too....
You were all great !
Vive la France !!!
And now what ?
Michael, Listen. We have something very important to tell you.
We are going to take you to a house where there are very nice people...
They're all dressed the same. Ok they're not very intelligent, They're cops ..
You will tell them your name...
Juliette ?
No, that's over. forget that.
No you'll say your real name...
I have the 3 TV's !
No. No, I said no.
That's over.
You'll tell them...
I have the 3 TV's !!!
Why isn't he stopping !
Just stop with that !
You will tell them...
What is this ?
A millionaire !!!
It's a fake.
No no ! It's not !
It's... common !
We're millionaires !
We're going to win a bunch of potatoes !!!
Is it 100 potatoes ?
What !
It's 100 potatoes ?!!
100 potatoes !!! 100 potatoes !!!
100 potatoes !!!
We're going to win 100 potatoes !!!
What's wrong ? Are you ok ?
What's going on ?
What is it ?
Headache .
You, shut up !
shut up !
You don't want your little biscuits ?
I'm not hungry.
What if we fall on jerks ?
Well I'll knock them out !
Or we steal their car if we have to !
Wait guys ! Let me negotiate !
Why do you like my car ? I don't understand !
I didn't say anything, ...except that it's a crappy car.
It's a sore throat !
The sudden high tempters can be impressive .
But don't worry.
And what's this little boy's name ?
Philippe.
Gerard.
Gerard Philippe, is his name...
Nothing to do with... the singer.
Who's the father ?
It's us !
It's not me !
We are... We're camp instructors, ...
We lost the kids...and...
...and...we only found one !
Because...we'll find them !
Daddy ?
Yes ?
What's wrong ?
Can you tell me a story ?
He's the one that should hear a story !
And that's when Fox appeared...
"Hello" said Fox,...
"Hello" politely replied the Little Prince , ...
"Who are you ?",...
"I'm a Fox", said the Fox,...
"Come play with me !" proposed the Little Prince,...
"I'm so sad"
"I cannot play with you" said the Fox,...
"I'm not tamed"
"Oh sorry" replied the Little Prince, "What does "tamed" mean " ?,...
"It's something often forgotten" said the Fox,...
"It means building relationships"
"Building relationships ?"
"Yes !", said the Fox,...
" You are still for me a little boy just like 100 000 other little boys"
"...and I don't need you and you don't need me either."
"I am just for you a fox just like 100 000 others..."
"...but if you tame me we will need one each other."
"You will be for me a unique, ..."
"...And I will be for you unique ."
Continue reading .
"The wheat fields don't remind me of anything",...
"...this is sad,..."
"...but you have golden hair."
More !
So the Little Prince tamed the Fox.
And when the time to go arrived...
And the time to go was close...
"Ah !" said the Fox, "I will cry !",...
"It's your fault" said the Little Prince, "I did not wish no harm, but you wanted me..."
"...to tame you."
"of course" said the Fox,
"But are you going to cry ?" asked the Little Prince
"Of course !" said the Fox
"So you don't gain anything ?"
"I do..." said the Fox,
"...because of the color of the wheat."
This is all bullshit.
All bullshit.
Are you pregnant ?
Yes.
And when is your husband coming back ?
The brave father preferred to leave...
Disgusting !
That's disgusting
And you, you don't have a television here ?
I never watch it.
I read the papers .
I like you better in person than on the pictures...
...you're more... you look younger...
...nicer !
And... what are you going to do ?
Me ? Nothing.
Nothing !
It's for you to know what do.
Bye.
He comes from Paris !
He likes philosophy, techno music and Montaigne,...
Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for...
RACHID BOULAWAN !!!
Hello Rachid
How are you Rachid ? Here, come here.
There !
There ! stay here !
Look at the camera !
How are you Rachid ?
Yes very...very good.
Well ! Can you recite something for us...
...or sing us a song ?
uh...no, no... no.
We have everything for you ! We have techno music !
No..., I'm... I'm too shy.
You are what ?
I'm too shy.
And what do you do in life, Rachid ?
Oh...I... work in a factory.
So Rachid , I heard you came with your family ?
Yes, that's watching me on TV...
...and there's my brother and my sister in law in the audience.
Let's have the camera go on them.
Is it them ?
Yes.
They look great !
Hey, it gives me an idea !
I'm sure you remember your first kiss !
Do you remember your first kiss ?
yes ! I'm sure and I'd love for all of them ....
...millions of people watching tonight, that you reenact...
...this historical moment...
...You're going to kiss !!!
A Kiss!!! Go ahead !!!
Go ahead !!! A Kiss !!!
The kiss !!! The kiss !!!
Rachid ! Help them !!!
Ok.. The kiss...The kiss....
Just kiss god damn'it !
A little bit of quiet !
This is a big moment ! They're going to kiss !
Yes !!! And they kissed !!!
Great, Bravo !!
Amazing ! They kissed !
And I see that Rachid isn't losing any time !
Ok, Rachid, the wheel is spinning
The ball is coming and going...
1 million !!! 1 million !!!
I’ve bet you've been dreaming about this moment ?
shut up, shut up !
... I bet that when you bought this ticket...
100 potatoes !!!
A moment of suspense ?
100 potatoes !!!
The ball is moving....
It's going to stop....
1 million !!!
oh oh ! 1 million !!!!
1 million !!!
...And it's 100 000 francs ! Which is a really nice amount, Rachid !
That sucks!! can I do it again ?!!
No, no, no !!! Those are not the rules !!
Only one time 100 000 francs. It's a nice amount !!
What are you going to do ?
No, no, I'm starting over !
Please !!!
One time ! One time !
No, it's not fair ?!!
What do I have to do ?!! Buy another ticket to win the million ?!!!
No but... How do we deal ?!!!
With the notary and...
Hey... !!! Stop...
Rachid is very happy !!! He just won 100 000 francs !!!
Enough now !!!
And what about Michael ?And me ?
The accused persons are called for the following accusations :
- non representation of a minor,...
...- abduction and sequestration of a minor,...
...- blackmailing, violence and hindrance to the liberty of work...
...on a ministerial officer,...
...- scamming and breach of trust,...
...- damage of private property,...
...- stealing, falsifying checks,...
...- sauciness, defamation,...
...and finally insult and actual body harm...
...on the person of their lawyer, who by consequence,...
...abandons the defense of his clients.
I’ve understood that the defendants...
...wanted to defend themselves ?
Uh...yes, Mr. President.
Yes sir.
Like this, Mr. President.
No, no...harder !
Like this.
And when I started to speak to the in Latin, it was horrible !....
Backhands !!
And they insulted you ?
Correct !
No ! That's a lie, you jerk !!!
Well now it's true !
But do you have a good relation with Mr. Latour ?
Of course, Mr. President !
I've even proposed him an interesting...
...promotion.
But you fired him ?
Yes. You know Mr., President,...
...A company is sort of like... a blimp.
A washing machine...
...if you want it to work...
...you have to take out some dirty laundry !
...Laundry, I mean...
Yeah yeah ! Just say that we're like stains !!!
What, we're like stains and what are you going to do ?!!
You’re going to put some.. "UNSTAIN ITALL" on us ?!!
Vanilla stain, chocolate stain ?!!!
And you think it's going to be a mimi, a rara...
It's going to be a... ???
...a miracle !
Well, I can tell you ! It's not because you wipe off the stains ....
...that they leave !!!
And it will always be a caca, a cata, a... ?!!!
...A catastrophe !!
Because I'll tell you where the problem is... !!!
...the problem Mr. President, is not the stains... !!!
...it's the ones who make them !!!
Not bad, right ?
That was good !
Yes, they even put a pair of underwear on my head !
Look, like this !!!
Yeah, yeah, it makes you laugh ?!!!
You have to admit, Sir, that we don't have an easy job ?!!!
Especially when your clients react this way ?!!!
You can see, Mr. President, that these bruises are tenacious !
Wait..., that has nothing to do with it... it's a litigation with a client...
...yesterday, well...
What ?!!! So what ?!!! And I'm bailiff !!! I'm protected !!!
Yes I'm protected !!! I'm protected sir !!!
Yes because what does "protected" mean... ?!!!
It means that we can steal...
...and that we can be pardoned just like that ?!!!
Just wait !!! For me "protected"....
...you want me to tell you what it means ?!!!
It means "Fat....
...no, no... he's protected too...
...fat....
...fat...
...It uh fat... fatefully means...
...that we should be worthy of our protection,...
...Sir...
...Like you...
...and like you Ms. prosecutor...
THE prosecutor !
A great talent ! A professional ! A great actor, Mr. President !!!
I don't know if you've seen the movie...
...No... it's ok !...
...He takes Ingrid an d Pam !!! Wow !!!
Don't laugh !!! I swear !!!
Where are our morals , Mr. President?!!!,...
...France is in bad shape !!!,...
...bathing in their own contaminated water !!!,...
...just like my future son in law was...
...by his bad company !
bad company ?
Well yeah, an acrobat...
Uh...sorry but, we say comedian !
Mr. Rougemond, please continue.
So you were saying ... a comedian and..
... uh... well... uh... you see what I mean ?
Well say it, go ahead !!!
I know what he's thinking !!
Come on, tell me !!!
Say it !!!
It's nigger !!!
That's what he wanted to see Mr. President !
I know him well !
Nigger !!! Right ?!!
Yeah...Well you said it !...Not me...
It's like this since I'm little, Mr. President !
And I’ve seen a lot !
So now I'm saying it out loud :
Yes I am Black and I am Proud !!!
And I'm talking to all the oppressed...
...all the outcasts,...
...Yes brothers !!!,...
...we must continue the fight !!!
...like once said the philosopher, Timothy Gustave,...
...Our Montaigne !!!,...
...brothers, yes brothers !!!...
...cultivate no less, difference the same !!!...
...We must cultivate our difference and not indifference !!!
Bravo !
Who's Augustave whatever ?
I don't know.
I don't know what to think , Mr. President...
Michael is not the same.
We can imagine, unfortunately...
no, no, no, I mean...
He eats better, sleeps better !
...and...he laughs.
Ok, I have to admit that his language is a little... particular at times...
But he seems so happy...
...I'm even asking myself if we haven’t made a mistake...
Listen, that's up to you.
Uh...ok. Nothing to add ?
No.
But maybe to undo.
If possible...
Undo ?
Yes. My complaint against them, Mr. President...
Thank you Miss. You may go.
Thank you.
No no... No, no. no !!! I’m responsible !!!
Yes !!! I'm guilty !!!
Yes, it's me !!!
Me too, it's me !
Yes, it's me, Mr. President ! I’ve just realized...
Christine, wait !!!
I'm the one who's responsible.
I played her, I played an orphan, I...
...I thought I was a philosopher,...
...Only listening to myself, I...
We don't care about others ! That's what happens !
What ? What are you saying ?
Where are you going with this ?
uh no...I just...
... I just want justice to be served...
Because when we don't have our parents, There are no laws to...
...to bring them back to Earth.
But, when a kid has his mother and father,...
...Well there ...,
...There are laws to take them away...
And that would be it.
Holy shit !
Crap !
You should of been a lawyer !!!
No cursing !
So you say that Justice is not made well...
...and I will remind you, Mr. President, that one of his claims...
...is to be the father of this child !
well, nothing proves that ?!!
It's my daddy ! It's my daddy !
Because of my but !!!
It's my kid !!!
The sitting is suspended !
"Dear daddy,
...dear uncle,...
...I am very happy because...
...I will see you soon...
...The little Juliette is growing...
...She's over nice !
...Mommy is not here .She works a lot...
...but Mary takes care of me...
...See you soon...
We send you 100 million Kissy kissy kissy kisses."
Didier, Bernard and Pascal Latour...
... Saint-Andreas Orphanage, 67360 Polsheim, Alsace.
P.S. I'm behave well...
...And I hope that you behaved well too...
...and that you don't do any bad things.
Hey, the three kings !!! Hurry, it's going to get cold !!!
Would of preferred jail to this place !
And why is he calling us the Three Kings ?
Come on Balthazar, don't try to understand !
CS is for "Community service" !
It doesn't mean to be lazy !
He's really getting on my nerves !
guys please !
Just 2 months to go !
And in the meantime, we should try to find a father for Juliette ?
Why are you saying that ?
I don't know... I could commit, for her balance !
What a balance !
And you're gonna put acid in her oatmeal for her growth ?!!
Are you kidding ?!
No ! I think I'm the ideal guy for her !
I already have a child, experience...
I have no kids, but I have a career path.
Mary...
Mary...She needs a man like me !
I thought your ideal woman was Michelle Pfeiffer on top...
...Kim Basinger in the middle, ...
...Aunt Jemima on the bottom...
ok guys ! She won't have a daddy !
Or 3 daddies.
There . And anyway, it's so crowded today...
...who finds himself alone.
true.
look around ?
Yeah !
And with Mary ? How are we going to manage
Well, you guys take care of the kid...
...and I take care of the mother !